From the Jimmy Kimmel birthday show.

I know this is already posted all over Blogville but it has got to be one of the funnest things I have seen in a long time. No matter how many times I watch it I can’t stop laughing.

You’ve gone and pushed me too far ! 

I thought this was kinda funny. I am not really a big Ashton fan. I like him so much more when he is in a movie or on That 70’s Show.

This gave me a smile this morning. I have an iDrink widget on my homepage and todays drink is The Abe Froman.

The Abe Froman;

Ingredients to use:

3.0 oz. Grenadine
9.0 oz. Lemonade
3.0 oz. Vodka

Directions:

Add vodka to rack glass. Then add desired lemonade.
Top off with grenadine syrup for red appearance and berry flavor. Enjoy!

Sounds yummy but any one who was a teenager in the 80’s knows why this one made me smile, right?

How does Snoop Dogg keep his teeth white?

This post is for my sister.
Make sure, you watch it all the way through.

This is so hilarious!! All the screaming girls make me laugh!
I wonder if Ryan can still sing...that’d be interesting to hear.

Try telling a hard-rocking guitarist from a rock-hard porn star.
I got 15 out of 16. Do I know my guitarist or what, or porn, I am not telling. lol…

What’s your score?

I can’t remember where I found this but I have been meaning to share it.

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Ha, I love it !

For those of you who watch what you eat,
here’s the final word on nutrition and health.
It’s a relief to know the truth
after all those conflicting
nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you. 

If you have ever wondered what happens when a 12pk of Dt. Coke sits in a car for 8 or 9 hours in 93 degree weather, then gets put in the front passenger seat and hit with icy cold AC air, I can tell you it takes about five minutes and then makes quite the loud bang and a huge mess. In case I am not being clear, it was HUGE, covered the inside of my windshield and the ruff of my car kind of mess. Of course the cans that all burst at the exact same time had to be pointing in my direction, so I wasn’t looking too pretty either.
After about a minute of complete shock over what just happened, I heard Allison’s little voice from the back seat ask me, this is funny right mom? All I could do as I drove the rest of the way to my dad’s house covered in pop and listening to the inside of car still fizzing was to laugh and answer yes Honey, right now this is funny, it wont be funny when we get home and have to clean it, but right now we can laugh. And then we couldn’t stop laughing, belly hard laughs. I can only imagine, to other drivers on the road we had to be a sight to see.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWUaQVZHzyI

OMG, so funny!