Ten to seven this morning Allison and I get in to the car, headed for Latchkey. The first thing out of her mouth is “is Roxy going to have babies?” The rest of our seven minute drive felt much more like and hour. It went some thing like this;

Me: Nope, she is fixed.
Allison: I don’t get it, what did you have taken out of her?
Me: Some of her female parts.
Allison: Did they remove babies?
Me: No, Roxy never had or will have puppies.
Allison: I don’t get it, if they weren’t there already, how do they get there?
Me: You need a Daddy to help with that.
Allison: Why? What does the Daddy do?
Me: We’ll talk about this after work, okay.
Allison: Noo, just tell me!
Me: It has to do with your private parts and I don’t want to talk to you about it right now, in the car.
Allison: Yeah, thats what Riley told me.
Me: What? What did she tell you.
Allison: That boys and girls are different. But I still don’t get it.
Me: Different, how?
Allison: Well, she said her boy rabbit has something her girl rabbit doesn’t have.
Me: Oh look we are at latchkey, we’ll talk about this later.

There were a few more “ I don’t get it’s in there” But you get the jest of it.
Gawd, that is no way to start the day!