Thursday, October 25, 2007
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Thirteen Things about Jenn
With the fifth season about to start I thought I would list 13 memorable Nip Tuck quotes. Warning, in case you don’t know, these are going to be full of adult content.
1. You’re a liar. I rode you like a triple crown jockey, and you came.
2.You really want to get inside a woman? Stop thinking like a dick.
3. Your Mother slept with my best friend, and you were the result, and I didn’t know for 17 years, so stop defending them!
4. Erotic is when you use a fetaher. Porn is when you use the whole chicken… and this girl’s been through A LOT of chicken.
5. My tits are ripe. And this blouse is silk, stains are forever. So, I need you to suck it up.
6. Kiss my tan waxed ass, Sean!
7. Are you actually telling me to stick my dick in the crypt keeper?
8. You know what they say, for every beautiful girl out there is a guy tired of screwing her.
9. Today I took off a man’s leg so he could feel whole.
10. Sweetheart, everything I need to know about you is bouncing around in front of my face.
11. I’ll throw in an extra twenty if we can do it on the rug.
12. I just want to find someone whose company I can stand once her mouth is free of obstruction.
13. Tell me what you don’t like about yourself.
Links to other Thursday Thirteens!
1. Julia
2. Cher
3. Damozel
4. Jenn
5. Di
6. Neptunebaby
7. MyStarbucks
8. Alasandra
9. Janet
10. Open Grove Claudia
11. Penelope Anne
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LOL! I love Nip/Tuck and this is definitely a good choice of quotes.
Happy TT!
Julia