This is silly I know but it made me laugh this morning.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’s relationship timeline is already jammed with magic moments. He jumped on Oprah’s couch last May. They got engaged in Paris last June. Their daughter, Suri, was born in April. In September, the Vanity Fair photos came out that proved the baby existed.

The next landmark event, the TomKat wedding, is scheduled for Saturday at a romantic castle in Italy. But their story is far from over. So much could happen to the Hollywood super-duo in the years to come, perhaps even some of these predictions.

- December 2006: Cruise and Holmes release an official wedding portrait to CBS news anchor Katie Couric, who devotes a two-part “60 Minutes” segment to it.

- 2008: Suri gets a new sibling when Holmes delivers her second child, a boy named Frin-John Top, aboard the world’s first commercial space shuttle flight.

- 2009: The couple stuns Broadway by producing and starring in a risky new project, a four-hour musical adaptation of “Cocktail.”

- 2010: Controversy erupts when Cruise calls President Hillary Clinton glib. He also criticizes first husband Bill Clinton for taking medication to deal with post-inaugural depression.

- 2016: Cruise appears on Rachael Ray’s 24-hour video podcast and dislocates a hip after jumping around to celebrate a decade of marriage.

- 2017: Rumors of a split between Cruise and Holmes are dispelled when they announce plans to buy her hometown of Toledo as a summer getaway.

- 2024: Suri breaks her engagement to Sean Preston Federline and runs off with Maddox Jolie-Pitt for a quickie wedding in Las Vegas. Their attendants are Kal-el Coppola Cage and Coco Cox Arquette.

- 2027: “Mission Impossible XVIII” goes straight to home-hologram-disc after studio research indicates an opening weekend box-office take of $132.48.

- 2036: Galactic Empress Oprah Winfrey appoints Cruise and Holmes as ambassadors to Pluto, the former planet/current Ivanka Trump casino and golf resort.

- 2043: Cruise’s career rebounds with the surprise announcement that he’s been named People’s Sexiest Octogenarian Alive

-BY JULIE HINDS

FREE PRESS POP CULTURE WRITER